Tuesday, January 18, 2011

He has lost his mind... seriously.

OK, someone PLEASE tell me what is going through my husbands mind?? He just got his new multi cam gear last week. This morning he comes home from PT and lays out all of his gear to "inventory it"...

I kid you not... he put everything out on my floor like this, looked at it, then left for work!!!

He left my living room looking like this!!! 

What is going through his head when he does this? Would it be acceptable for the kids to leave their shit all over the floor like this? NO! So why is it ok for him????

I am going to take all of it, put it BACK in his bags, and throw it downstairs... when he asks why I did it, I will ask him what I ask the kids...
"Where does it belong? Does it belong all over my living room floor?"
and then I will proceed into a five minute rant where I mimic my husband and his responsibility lectures that he gives to the kids...

It will be good for laughs.

On the other hand, Draco does not mind the new stuff to explore!


6 comments:

Wantusi said...

Haha, I really don't know what to tell you, and can't think of what might be going through his head.. I've actually had moments like that, of wanting to "inventory stuff," so I can relate, although it doesn't happen often.

Can't wait to know what he makes of your 5 minute mimicking-lecture, though!

Maggy said...

I liked imagining you just asking him, as if he were one of your children, "where does it belong?" ha ha.

I LOVE Draco! I have a black kitty and her name is Lucky!

Liberty said...

Yeah.... I definitely wouldn't be very happy about that one. You HAVE to let us know how the aftermath goes.

Marsha said...

Hahaha this is very funny! I am in the Army and I understand how important inventory is as it cost an arm and six legs to pay for something you lost or never received. I would call this situation one of Our Banana Moments on my blog.

Keep writing and in the meantime, stop by blog and read the latest banana happenings in my world.

www.ourbananamoments.com

Marsha

rebecca said...

oh, now thats a man for you. If I showed you how my husband leaves the living room, you would have a heart attack :)

Mare said...

Yup sigh***