I have a theory on children. My theory revolves around their energy. How many times have you heard a parent say "Junior has SO MUCH ENERGY!!! Where does he get it all from?", all the while Mom is looking like a disheveled mess, coffee or other highly caffeinated drink in hand, dark circles and luggage under the eyes. Well Mom... Junior gets his energy from YOU!
Don't laugh at me! Children get their energy from their parents, and by this I mean they SUCK ANY ENERGY WE COULD EVER HOPE TO HAVE STRAIGHT FROM US!!! It is true! How else could you explain why mom's are the way they are? They suck it away from us and we never see it again...
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| Arianna and Phillip in 2007 |
1 comment:
It starts in the womb! "Placental shunting" where all mommy's brain cells are diverted to the growing baby! LOL!
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