Sunday, December 19, 2010

SGT Over-Analyzer

Sometimes, I swear... my husband drives me nuts. When we watch movies together there is not one time EVER that we have ever been able to watch a movie without him jumping up and over-analyzing things, then proceeds to lecture us about whatever it is... then it goes onto money, then food, then lights left on, then kids rooms, then the "When I was a kid" speeches... ugh... yeah. So this afternoon we watched a movie, and this is what happened:

SGT Over-Analyzer:  See! This is the problem in todays Army! No one has respect for their superiors! Complete blah diddly blah diddly blah (to be honest I stopped listening).

Me: It is a MOVIE! Sit down, shut up and WATCH IT!!!

SGT Over-Analyzer: No! I have seen ENOUGH!

Now, wanna know what movie it was? Hurt Locker? no.. any other "Realistic" Army movie? Wrong again... it was The A-Team. He eventually sat down, shut up, and enjoyed the movie.



So when we watched "The Other Guys" this evening I was prepared for another tirade... no tirade, but it started some other nonsensical story.



LOVED the nonsense of that movie: "OK EVERYONE... I TOOK AN ONLINE CLASS AT THE UNIVERSITY OF PHOENIX IN NEGOTIATING... I'M GONNA NEED A PRIEST AND A BULL HORN!!!"


So many quote worthy lines!!!!




Other than that he will complain that we eat all the food, or we don't eat it and it goes bad (no-win situation my man). He wants to be left alone, why does no one talk to him? I have resorted to making fun of him to point out how insane he is being. How he is tired of everyone whining, bitching, and complaining... but he does it more than anyone. I swear it is a miracle that I have all my hair (maybe he lost his for the both of us?). 


Through it all, I love the man, I know what kind of heart he has... and with my poking fun at him he is (very slowly) learning how to laugh at life, himself, and relax a bit (but not too much). I was amazed when i moved something in the kitchen (away from the heater so that I could turn it on) and he LIKED IT! OMG!!! I did something he LIKED!!! The problem with that is when he sees something in a new place he wants to move MORE! DO MORE! KEEP MAKING THINGS BETTER!! UGH!!!!


Only 6 more sleeps till Christmas... and since it is almost 12:30AM now I plan on going to bed. 



2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your husband sounds like mine. He is always like "that's not real!" Or "that is so stupid" well I am like thanks for thinking things I like are stupid. Then he says he is sorry and watches the movie. But there is always something with every movie or show. I feel your pain.

pottymouthmommy said...

roflmao... no wonder you love me so much! I do that too- but mostly just with medical stuff and I don't freak out really... I usually just calmly state that something is a medical impossibility... OR the one time that I saw someone who actually HAD some weirdo disease or dumbass thing happen to them.... and what it REALLY looks like...

so whatevs... turn the damn lights off!! you're wasting electricity!!! Back in MY day- we learned how to work a light switch!! Or we got our asses kicked! :P

also- your word verifications are weirding me out- turn them off too while you're at it! :D