Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Woosah?

It has been a week that my husband left, and I still have not cried. I have found myself to be getting extremely bitchy lately, I mean like big time. I want to scream, I want to yell...

I am pissed at my online classmates. Little things, but enough to make me dread class a little. One person wrote in their bio "I have learned to grow a mother and women"... um... really? WHAT?


Another one, an obvious Christian (of which I am not... sorry, say I am going to hell and I am ok with that since I do not believe in hell either) stated "If the Lord delay his coming, I hope to have my BA in Health and Human Service Management in November of this year." Um.. so if the Lord comes is all that education and money spent gone to waste??

More than a year ago I had a classmate actually write: "I remember when we digested pigs in science class". I literally laughed about that one for days... still do with just the visual I get with that statement!

I guess my point is, I know I can look forward to preaching in this class, bad spelling, bad grammar, and maybe a bald spot from pulling out my blonde and pink locks. 


10 comments:

JeanaK said...

U go girl!!

Jewell said...

LMAO - I have to say that your extremely bitchy moments sound incredibly familiar! *snort*

I have to say that whole growing a mother and women thing just cracked me the hell up!

The digesting pigs in science class made me do one of those groans that eases into hysterical laughter! Too funny!

As for going to hell...join the club woman! =) I already have an AWESOME condo on hold for my after life arrival. Always have room for roommates if you need a place to bunk! =) *wink*

Now excuse me while I go back through this comment and make sure that my spelling and grammar don't make me an open target! =)

alejandro guzman said...

Hope the pig came out the right end...

Oh boy

A

Bongo said...

OMGGGGGGGGGGG I am LOLOLOLOLO and you know cause you see me LOLOLOL.....I love when your angry ... go girl go girl As always.... XOXOXOXOXOXOX

Jorie Pacli said...

I think I'm insulted! My grammar and spelling are bad at times and I think I really have to review the basics once again! Peace! LOL xo

Finding One's Way said...

Thank God {oops} for spell check!
Bitchy moments are fine makes us human :) I have them online that way I can really let lose....

Jessica
Finding One's Way

Mary said...

Laura, absolutely a blast! Imagery of 'digesting a pig' was too much!
Don't worry about being a bitch...it's a woman's prerogative to be bitchy:)

Michelle said...

Love it! Even though, sometimes this post might be about me, LOL!

-M-

Jewell said...

I saw this picture today, and I thought of you and your Grammar Nazi side....it made me laugh

http://tinyurl.com/5vob4r6

Laura said...

Bwaaahahahahahaha!!!!!