Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Children, They Are My Kryptonite!

Yes lovely readers whom I love so much, it is RANT TIME AGAIN!

You know what bugs me just as much if not more than army wives (for my rant on army wives look here)? Children. Yes, I do not like children. I will not say that I dislike ALL children, just the ones that have no idea what discipline is, or how to act in public...

I love to shop, but I hate having my lovely shopping trip ruined by a child screaming, kicking, and yelling at the top of their lungs because they did not get a toy or candy or SOMETHING they wanted. And what is the parent doing? Standing there ignoring them or calmly saying "No Junior (or Princess, or Spawn of Satan). Not today. Maybe next time", or they give in and get them whatever they are screaming about! Worse yet? They PRETEND like they are getting them what they are screaming over then tell the cashier to hide it once they get to checkout! If I am in a store and see/hear that I will turn around and walk out. I can shop later. Being around children like that give me a migraine and raise my blood pressure so high that I want to spank the kid myself (that is why I walk out- if I did not, I would be spanking someone else's child).

 Does this look familiar??? A swat on the ass would stop that tantrum quick as shit!

I went to the PX the other day and they were giving out free tickets to some children's movie... I politely declined. Why? It's FREE!!!! Well because that would mean that I would be in a confined area FULL of screaming, chatting, obnoxious children. My kids can wait till it comes out on DVD to see it.

I hate going somewhere and seeing children running around like lunatics causing people to trip over them. Where are the parents? Chatting it up with someone not paying any attention to their child.

I think it is really sad that people feel the need to comment on how well behaved my children are. I mean, I appreciate the compliment, I really do, but why should it be remarked on with surprise in their voice? Why do my children behave? Because I DISCIPLINE them! Yes, I spanked my children.

No I never beat them... there IS a difference people! It is ok to spank your kids, I could care less what the government or other lawmakers say, and I could really give a shit less about what other people say! My children are not afraid of me, my children talk to me and come to me if they have problems, and spanking them did not teach them to hit.

I prefer friends that have older children or no children so that I do not have to deal with it. I cringe when I am invited out with friends that have small children because I am afraid of developing the kid migraine. I do have a few friends with small children and I am ok with having them over or going places with them because their children behave and LISTEN to their parents! The children do not demand attention and create a constant disruption. That is how children SHOULD be!
My well behaved (most of the time) children.

Monday, April 11, 2011

RIP Charlie...

I told you, I warned you all...
I told you Chico was an evil dog!

My neighbor told me today that Chico killed one of her birds...

The poor little bird could not fly...

He must have fallen and Chico got him.

Chico killed him and brought him to my neighbor... in bed...

No one listens to me....



Miss Kitty

Today I went to the CMR to check my mail and ran into a friend. I just so happened to have my camera with me, so she wanted me to take a picture of her with her new temporary licence and the keys to the car to send to her husband.
She is so happy about it because she had tried to get her licence to drive over here in Germany many times, and... um... failed.

So then I went back with her to her house and took some pictures of Kitty for her...


Not too bad considering I was taking these with my broken lens...


I'll give you 3 hours to stop...
This cat is insane, she is faster than a speeding bullet, will use you as a springboard, will run up to you, smack you in the head, and run off before you can blink... but she is sooo pretty! Miss Kitty's pet Tammy told me to look over at her wall where I could see Miss Kitty's paw prints from running UP the wall! Yes I said pet, because anyone that has a cat knows that THEY own US! It is NEVER the other way around. We were put on this planet to serve them!

On the bad side of things, the youngest is sick but on the mend... and I am now sick...

After I get done with school work I am going to hide in my bed, read, watch movies, whine like a little girl...
I can always take that medicine for nausea that knocks me on my ass for hours at a time!!!

Still waiting for the DVD's I ordered from Amazon: 

Does anyone else remember this show??
I'm the baby! Gotta love me!!!!!